Money Mischief Lover Gifts

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Don't you ever knock?'

The Tooth Ferret

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Professional football.

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

Halloween health & safety.

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

Cash being poured onto an executive's desk.

'Gives me a lift.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Love what you've done with the place.'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"Hey, I'm just happy to be making an obscene amount of money."

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"Worst case of hypochondria I've ever seen."

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Larry didn't get the 'Casual Friday' is now 'Calling In Sick Friday' memo.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

HMS Pinafore

"He's been having an illicit affair with his money for years."

"We're the perfect couple-he loves making money and I enjoy spending all of it."

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.