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'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Mozart swimming.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Frankie the discount genie

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'