Workplace Mischief Gifts

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Sleeping at the computer.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'Very good job! I would like to show my appreciation in a practical way...Hip,hip hooray!'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"This is the software for my head."

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

CEO practices his golf in the office.