Workplace Mischief Maker Gifts

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"The numbers just don't add up."

"The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious giggling."

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

"You should embrace your mistakes..."

'I don't think this is how we draw them to see who goes first.'

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

Businessman of the Year Awards.

'Does anyone have any serious questions to raise regarding the first pack of my holiday snaps?'

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.