Corporate Mischief Maker Gifts

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Backfire

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Bad dog."

Boy rolled into a snowball

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Snow Devil

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?