Interior Design Jokers Pillows

Cuckoo Clock & Flush Attached to Toilet

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Duck in a bathtub

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"What?"

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Budget Recliner

"So far, my redecorating isn't working on him the way I hoped it would."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Office Furniture.

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

House with Damp Problem.

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

'I love what you've done with the place.'

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."