Interior Design Jokers Mugs

Cuckoo Clock & Flush Attached to Toilet

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"What?"

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Duck in a bathtub

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Budget Recliner

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

Office Furniture.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."

'I love what you've done with the place.'

House with Damp Problem.

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"