Tourism Pranksters Gifts

Up Pariscope.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."