Paradise Pranksters Gifts

Sign on the Pearly Gate with an arrow pointing to 'Drug Testing Center.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Whoops!'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'