Paradise Prankster Gifts

Danger! Snake heaven.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'She had to bride somebody to get in here!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Diving Cat.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Whoops!'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

Up Pariscope.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

'Old fart and the sea'

Total Scum Block

'It's For You.'

Penile Implants

Uh-Oh...

'Is that the garage? It's about that satnav you sold me.'

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

'This bargain break isn't what I expected, dear.'