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Danger! Snake heaven.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'She had to bride somebody to get in here!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Diving Cat.

Monkey Business

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Whoops!'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Up Pariscope.

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

'Old fart and the sea'

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Penile Implants

'It's For You.'

Total Scum Block

"We're here."

Uh-Oh...