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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Fishing from the Pier

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'