Travel Pranksters Gifts

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"