Travel Pranksters Gifts

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Children in a Nursery.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'