Paradise Pranksters Pillows

Sign on the Pearly Gate with an arrow pointing to 'Drug Testing Center.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"I think we both know who did it...."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Whoops!'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

Groucho Glasses Eye Test