Quirky Honeymooner Mugs

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Carbon Dating.

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Advanced footsie

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Introducing Piza Island.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

A Prickly Pair

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Lavatory Waterfall

Don Quixote

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Thumbing a Lift.

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