Quirky Traveler Prints

'I'm sure it is comfortable. But you really should use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

'Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo' Motorway lanes of traffic

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'And there's extra blankets if you need them.'

DIY Bed&Breakfast

'Room service? Please send up a towel. In a minute sir, someone's using it.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.

Nit Maps.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Super Infinity Motel

World's Largest Ball Of Twine

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Packed Red Cells

Hell tourism.

Sounds of the snowplow

"Someplace with no dogs."

Bled and Breakfast (inside window you can see a bed of nails).

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

'Do me a favour-stop saying 'Good night,don't let the bed bugs bite'!'

Nude tourist.

Skip slipping down cobbled street

The Chicken of the North

"Why don't you take a sabbatical?"

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

Arrivals - Naturist Holidays.