Playtime Escapee Gifts

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

Extra innings.

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Little boys

Child with doll in the sea

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

Yoyos

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)