Childlike Escapist Pillows

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Cake Escape

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Houdini's infancy.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'Get me the coast.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Sleeping Tiger

Fish get smart.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Mom? Any chance you could take the kids to your friend's lake cabin? Trying to get them out of your house? Roger. I want to put the vacate" back in vacation.

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid work his whole life."

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

Man escaping from his scolding wife by inhaling ether

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

Playing The Youth Card

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass.

"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

"I found your contact lens."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"You didn't tell the kids where we moved to, did you?"

Sitting Fairy

"Your babysitter just rang, she wants to know where you keep your condoms?"

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

He lives in a little world of his own.

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."