Childhood Escapist Pillows

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Kissing Hands

Back to school anchor

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

Teacher's Lounge

American Idle

'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'