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"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Anywhere but here

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"We seem to get just the one channel."

Playing The Youth Card

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

"I found your contact lens."

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'