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"Nope, you owe the government absolutely nothing. It's true what they say...these are the most wonderful times of your life."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Anywhere but here

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

Playing The Youth Card

"We seem to get just the one channel."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'You can't live like there's no tomorrow, and then live tomorrow.'

He lives in a little world of his own.

Sitting Fairy

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

'Do you like llamas? . . . Then good news. We're going to South America. . . we got our income tax form and we have no way of paying it.'

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.