Whimsical Escapist Mugs

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Get me the coast.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cake Escape

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Reading room

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Holiday Reading and Back to Work Reading

'What luck!'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

Book Igloo

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.