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'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Rock Climber

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

BMX girl.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'Fishing in the West.'

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

When There is Simply No Time For Braising!

"Yes Mr Wilkins, we do provide a comprehensive 24 hours service but I'm afraid that doesn't include a cashpoint facility."

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

'Al's been into catch and release for years, but it's not on a voluntary basis.'

"Well drained, sheltered and flat. We'll camp here." "5 bars! We'll camp here!!"

'I can't call 911, Merle! You have my cell phone!'

"The cops were on to him"

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