Emergency Exit Aficionado Pillows

Emergency exit into Space

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Golf escape.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Visiting 'friends'.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Water Drop with a Surprise

Training for Emergency Broadcast System workers