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Ambulance with a petrol IV drip attached.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Emergency exit into Space

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

Water Drop with a Surprise