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"If she sings it's over."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

A couple decides what to watch.

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I give it six months.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

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'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"