Fans Of Dramatic Endings Gifts

"If she sings it's over."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

A couple decides what to watch.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Drama Llama

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I give it six months.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

There's nothing awesome to see at the movies these days. What're you talking about? Avengers 2 just came out. I know. It's been out for like an entire weekend. It's old news. The next blockbuster is "Mad Max," and that's not out until the 15th! Hollywood is totally neglecting the entire May 4th-to-May-15th window! That kind of gaping hole is unconscionable. You can always watch "In the Name of My Daughter."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

Drama class

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Revised Texts

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."