Dramatic Story Fans Gifts

'OK, you want to sue your parents because they raised you in a healthy, happy and loving environment, thereby ruining your chances for ever appearing on 'Oprah.' Correct so far?'

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Recalculating route..."

Scarpia from Tosca

A couple decides what to watch.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Drama Llama

Scientific Method Acting

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Ben Jonson.

Lady Jane Grey

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Eurydice in prison

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"You rang, m'lord?"

'I give it six months.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Maid

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Alas, poor Yorick!