Conversation Escape Strategist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their living space with a pillow that celebrates their love for strategic conversations. Cozy, witty, and uniquely theirs.

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"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?" mockup

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

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'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!' mockup

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

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Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better. mockup

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

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Desert Island Fantasies

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'I'm not very good at mingling.'

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Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud. mockup

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

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'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.' mockup

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

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"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" mockup

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'EXIT -Next Exit.'

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"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!" mockup

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

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Houdini 2019

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When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!' mockup

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

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'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.' mockup

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

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Small Talk Outlet

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"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?" mockup

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

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'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!' mockup

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

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"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres." mockup

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

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Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date. mockup

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

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'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.' mockup

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

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Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.' mockup

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

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"I'm ready to leave whenever you are." mockup

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

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"Your faucet is running."

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"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy." mockup

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

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Distress flare.

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'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.' mockup

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

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'Exit'

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"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?" mockup

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

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'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.' mockup

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

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To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open. mockup

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

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'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?' mockup

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

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"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!"

"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!" mockup

"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!"

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Conversation Escape Strategist Pillows Collection

Conversation Escape Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for conversation escape strategists—perfect for adding wit and humor to their daily routine.

Conversation Escape Strategist Prints

Browse eye-catching prints that celebrate strategic conversations—great for inspiring or amusing a creative space.

Conversation Escape Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts crafted for conversation escape strategists—ideal for showcasing their clever personality in style.