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You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I got our vacation itinerary today.'

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

The fate of the emigrant

Tourists

Airlines

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Duck Hunt

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Planned service changes

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."