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Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

Tourists

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Western Outfitters.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."