Pre-trip Planners Pillows

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

Tourists

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Western Outfitters.

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'