Outdoor Trip T-Shirts

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

A Good Batch.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

The Zoo.

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.