Outdoor Trip T-Shirts

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

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