Exploring Nature T-Shirts

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Now what?"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

'Well you'll just have to have your woodland burial in another wood!'

Beware: Ditch Water.

Solid rock

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Fly Football

Local Knowledge

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fly Fishing