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Stubborn Horse

Bitchbark Canoe

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Ancient Racing

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Sausages.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Baby pram as a tank

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Echo Tourism'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Sport Utility Boot.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'