Exploring Nature Prints

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Now what?"

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'

'Well you'll just have to have your woodland burial in another wood!'

Beware: Ditch Water.

Solid rock

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'What zip code are we in now?'

Local Knowledge

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

World Tour.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Look, a bug!"