Protecting The Environment Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'It's an extinction notice.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'