Protecting The Environment Gifts

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Deforestation.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'