Environmental Protection T-Shirts

Thames Water now in SPECIAL Measures! "You have to admire their shamelessness, don't you."

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Humpty Dumpty Earth.

Oil Spill Blame.

'Thanks. But I wish you'd think of me more than one day a year.'

'We're very pleased. They said it's hazardous but not toxic.'

Industry and environment

Fish with a water supply.

Preserve these Wetlands.

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

Affectionate whale

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Western powers make their contribution to resolving environmental issues

"I tell you we've studied the entire site and there is no toxic waste."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Meanwhile, in China. . .Pollution.

U.S. Water Pollution

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

Plastic Pollution

A man works at a desk of the Hicksville Waste Mgnt. Center - His boxes are marked Sludge In Sludge Out

'I caught him biting a tree!'

Deforestation: The Last Tree

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Evolution at work. A fish leaves the water and eventually evolves into a modern human being, who pollutes the water, forcing a fish to leave the water...

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

U.S. coal production powered by solar panels