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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Super Heroes.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

'Who is to blame?'

"....Climate change is a hoax folks...believe me I know....fake news."

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Hurricane damage to trees

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

GMOs

Hottest temperatures on record.

Adapting to global warming.