Waterway Cleanup Gifts

"At last! - I must be very near the English coast...!!!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's trickle down."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Neptune's Weekend

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Fisherman catching rubbish.

'Me…me…catch me!'

"One More Swing."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

The Honeymooners.

"It's a mystery, son. Nobody really knows why they beach themselves."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

Golf course

Salmon Fishing.

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Surfing the Brown Water.