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"Ding" "Dong"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Guitar Man.

"Tinnitus?"

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Joe Henry

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Hippie Edibles Co.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'Scenic route?'

Must be one of those underground bands.

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"I'm open to new things."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'