Sails And Sand Lover Mugs

'I have a feeling we're getting near water.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fishing boat.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

On board the MS Hepatology

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

Woodpecker Ark.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

The Bonvoy Age...

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."