Sand And Sea Fanatic Mugs

"Fancy lobster tonight?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Common Dolphin

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Victorian Royal Navy

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Reverse!!"

'Wheeee...'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Champagne and Oysters

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Let me guess -- a bloody Mary, right?'