Optimistic Sailor T-Shirts

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Sailor boy

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Ship

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Bon fromage!'

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

Cruise to nowhere

Pirate Mail.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

Sometimes you just have to try to get along...