Sugar Struggle Warrior Pillows

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

I Bake. Deal with it.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"