Sugar Struggle Survivor Pillows

"Trying not to eat a cookie."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tension filled the tent.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

Healthy Eating Fast

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

Black Forest Cake