Sugar Lecture Survivor Pillows

"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'And in conclusion.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'll have dessert first."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

I Bake. Deal with it.

Dressed as Sweets

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'