Sugar Lecture Survivor Gifts

"A haunted house is nothing -- my mum took me to a lecture on the effects of sugar."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Today's special... donuts.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'And in conclusion.'

"I'll have dessert first."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

I Bake. Deal with it.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.