Drink Savant Gifts

'I often come here to unwind.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Bad for you but to die for

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

New Suit.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Whiskey wars

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Rabbit Punch