Laundry Detectives Pillows

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Missing sock

'After you with the camouflage.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

Hipster Police Department

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Great Perfume!"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Long suffering cricket wife

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'