Laundry Day Laughseekers Pillows

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

A man washing a mascot costume

Dreams I have had...

"Is it something I said dear?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Washing Machine Torture

Cow Wash Cycle.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

Romance over the iron boards

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

"Will you stop putting holy water in the iron"

The Origin of Laundry Day

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"Next up is a hilarious spinoff of the wash cycle."

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.

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